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I had a wonderful vacation at my grandparent's place there were lots of food and merry making. I will post those next but there is one really funny incident I just can't shut up about.

We were sleeping at my uncle's house since my grandmother's place is already full. Then one of my cousin named Rufy called me up and said he wanted to go out and I said yes since it has been a while since we seen each other. I asked mom for permission and she said she would let me go but I have to change my shirt since she said it was too short and not appropriate to wear out. I didn't bring my bag of clothes since we were just gonna sleep there and so I asked my cousin Coyen if I could borrow one of his tatay's (father) shirt and she went up and took a couple and then she handed me one. When I wore it I was really tickled pink and so was everyone else. Here is the reason why:


I was thinking if the words were appropriate hehehehe.

Summer Craze Experience

Yesterday was Sunday and guess what I did? Went to church? Nope try again. Went to the movies? Nope not that either. Had Sex? Ohhh no definitely not that. If I had sex yesterday then it would probably be a lousy one since I am still barking like a dog every now and again from this blasted cough. Not that I have had sex before while coughing because I even haven't had sex period. Darn see what you did you made me spill. It was suppose to be my deepest secret and besides I'm getting off track with you and your sex talk. Oops sorry witch chef Chay was interrupting me again. Hey just because your kiss turned your prince into a frog doesn't give you the right to be the star all the time. Pahhleeez zip it coz I have a blog to write. Nah ah no zip it I say. No. Nay ohh finally a word she understands. Sorry folks I apologize for witchy. Now where was I?

Oh yes yesterday I was invited by my bestfriend Anding on a beach outing. Mom usually doesn't give her permission when it's beach outing because according to her there would be lots of drinking and merry making and that it might be dangerous to travel back since she is definitely sure the driver would also be drinking. I know a lot of you right now are raising their eyebrows about me needing the permission when I am old enough yakity yak . Well since I am living at home with my mom I respect her rules. And she has very good reasoning why she is apprehensive with outings like these specially for us filipinos. Oh we do so love the booze specially on special occasions not only that though but big on food and music. Any ways here I am rambling again.

We went to a place called Vanyo beach and it is located in Mactan island. It was a despidida party for one of Anding's officemate and a celebration for 2 law graduates. It has been ages since I went to the beach so I was very excited. I love the place and since it was a Sunday there were lots and lots of people. Family get togethers specially now that it is summertime.There were a lot of kids there with their floating devices and some blown out black tires to keep them afloat. They were being rented out by the people who run the place. They paid for the cottage which was 300 pesos for a maximum of 10 persons and the additional are 20 pesos each. There was no time limit so you could stay all day although I didn't quite asked what time they close at night.

We really well most specially me had an awesome time. We ate and ate and chatted about and naturally there was drinking but I didn't touch the beer. There was a german with us and it was lots of fun convincing him to try different foods. There were a lot of people in the water both kids and old alike. Not to worry I took a lot of pictures so I'm gonna share them here.Ok here goes.



I have more pics coming soon. I will be blogging about some of the interesting things I saw there at the beach. Well I'm gonna say tata for now, time to attend to what witchy wants. " Ok witchy your turn to talk" turning around " Witchy yohooo? Now where did that girl go? I bet she is playing with herself again. Playing dress up I mean " Hah you dirty minded you.

An unusual Once Upon a time!

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom there lived a beautiful witch chef named Chay. She baked the most delicious pastries and cookies in all the land. One day a bad thing happened at the castle not far away where the prince who stole the heart of the fair maiden lived. From the first time she saw the prince that spring morning riding on his handsome steed Ferrari she fell fell in love. She longed to have the prince's attention but alas the prince doesn't even know she existed. And so everytime she bakes she puts all her love and longing in it while she listens to her magical Ipod thus making it so delicious and irresistible to passers by.

Oppps sorry I got carried away. Where was I? Oh yes the bad thing that happened in the castle.News of the King's illness (the prince's father) spread far and wide reaching the humble home of witch chef Chay. She fretted and consulted her magical Dell laptop and began surfing and consulting the elder Witch Chefs. She went on and emailed her fairy friends hoping to get some clue as to the cure for her ahemmm future father in law. Well she saw the Ads posted outside her shop and it said: Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The king is ill and the prince is fretting about worrying . A handsome reward is at hand. That coupled with the smiling image of the prince had witch chef Chay scrambling about.

As she was walking to and fro in her living room awaiting the answers that she has sough then suddenly a loud beep could be heard and then her magical Dell laptop said:
" Witch chef , Witch chef, Whitch chef Chay,
You have mail waiting yonder sky
Your Fairy friend SHYDUB said Hi!
Read now from your magical laptop
Before you go hipity hop "

Witch chef Chay scrambled to get to her magical laptop to see what her fairy friend had to say. The news was good but coated with a long and dreadful warning. To get the cure Fairy shydub said "Witch chef must cross a river filled with gators and crocodiles. Then she has to climb a mountain high to face the dragon who couldn't fly. And on yonder cave she will see will be the cure for the ailing king said she.

"How can I do all these?" she asked and then like a lightbulb an idea was formed.She would bake and bake some goods fit for the gators and crocodiles and dragons too. She slaved all night long baking and forming alas at dawn all is in readiness. She climbed on her faithful steed mercedes benz and off she went in search of the cure.

Not long she found the river where the crocs and gator awaits for her. She whips up her bag to use her first weapon:




They ate and ate and then they choked and died. You want to ask why? C'mon then don't be shy ask me Why? Hmmm Why you asked well the answer is simple although it looks very pretty but the truth is it taste bitter ,yucky and ikky. So the fair maiden crossed the river with glee " Haha one down one to go" said she.

She huff and she puffed as she climbed the mountain high and indeed there the dragon lies. The dragon sniffed and sneezed out fire luckily for witchy she brought her handy fire extinguisher flashlight and blasted out the fire. They squared off the dragon and witchy then suddenly she threw away her next weapon :


Her yummy, chewy and sweet smelling ginger cookies became the death of the fierce dragon. What??? Howww? you might ask. Just sit your ass down and I'll tell you how. Geezz such impatience. Here's what happened. As Witchy took out her cookies the dragon's nose twitched with glee for the dragon likes ginger yes sirree. Witchy threw the cookies over the edge and the dragon lunged to catch the nice looking cookies only forgetting that he couldn't fly and down went the dragon and so witchy said bye bye. She ran and ran inside the cave to finally get the cure to the kings ailment.It was indeed a magical fruit and the sign said :
"Here lies the orange cookie fruit which can cure the king's illness"



Without a doubt in her mind witchy took some fruits and hurried home. Her steed moved at 200mph and didn't stop til she reached the castle. One taste and the king was cured and all rejoiced. The prince then fell down on one knee and said :
"Yo fair maiden will you marry me?" shocked with happiness witch chef chay could only nod.And then the prince gathered her into his arms and they kissed. Pooooof .
" Hey where did the prince go" asked witchy
and then she looked down only to find out her prince turned into a frog.

And there ends the adventure of witch chef chay.

But wait the story doesn't end there here's what happened after courtesy of my friend Buzzing J:

Disappointed, the beautiful and elegant witch chef stomped her feet furiously, cursing her bad luck. After 5 long minutes of expressing her anger, again, Alas, the frog prince disappeared. After looking impatiently everywhere for another 5 long minutes, "Oh well," she thought, "just as well. I'm NOT going to marry a frog!" With a sigh, into the sunset, she galloped away in her expensive steed of the mercedes benz, with the frog prince flattened, and stuck at the sole of her boots.

The End or is it?

The Tinabal and Vajayjay!

Last night we ate tinabal. Tinabal is what we called the fish that's been soaked in salt and water and left there until its ready to be sold. So imagine a fresh fish being soaked and then left there for ages and ages well you can just imagine the smell of it. It stinks to high heaven and is very very salty to0. But we do so love this kind of salty fish.

We prepared it by washing the fish and then frying it in oil for a few minutes and then take it out of the pan and then saute garlic and onion and lots and lots of tomatoes. Then we add the fried stinky fish and add a little vinegar tov lessen the saltiness and add monosodium glutamate (vetsin) and then its eating time. Ohhh la la la it may smell awful but we do so love the taste.

While we were frying the fish the whole house smelled like the stinky fish... hahahahah we had to open all the windows and let the air in. A lot of people would compare the scent to a stinky vajayjay as what oprah calls the vagina. heheheheh Damn I have no idea why but they associate it with that.Does a vajayjay really smell that bad? Only the guys can answer that.

My mom and stepdad's 12th anniversary party!

My mom and stepdad celebrated their 12th year anniversary today. It was supposed to be on sept. 15th but since my stepdad was in australia they decided to celebrate it at a later date and that was today. It was just a simple BBQ party almost everything was grilled. We had chicken bbq, pork bbq, longanisa, inasal(roasted pig), and pork belly crispy pata style, then we had rice lots and lots of rice with a little salad on the side. Loads of coke and ice and also lots of spicy vinegar for the dippings. It was a whole day affair of eating and chatting with just the family and some very close friends. Here are the food pics :

Looking at them again makes my mouth water. I think I'm hungry again. I shouldn't, on a diet you know. We ate and we talked and then crammed ourselves in my mom's room as you will see in the pics that follows. Highlights of the party:

So there, that's all that happened to me today. Enjoy.

Everybody loves kung fu fighting!!

Haiiiiiii yahhhhhh ! Say's John. heheheh. I loved the way they took this picture and I just couldn't help but add this to my blog. Another pic with the kangaroos. Wish I was the one challenging the kangaroo. heheheheh.

Who's mimicking who?

My stepdad arrived from australia last thursday hence my absence in blogging. He had tons of pics with him but I actually didn't see them til today and I almost fell off my chair from laughing so hard and when you see it you would understand why. It is just so awesome the way they were able to capture the moment.